sometimes you just have to bow down to greatness

the london sun‘s headline on a story about a couple caught having sex on the front lawn of windsor castle, despite the ‘keep off the grass’ signs:

Who’s giving one one on one’s lawn?

*applause*

just waiting for the video to hit youtube.

apparent attack on dutch royal family

this broke on twitter not too long ago. from breaking tweets:

an apparent attack on the Dutch royal family at a parade in Apeldoorn, Netherlands, has failed, but not before a car drove through a crowd, injuring at least a dozen. The vehicle was headed in the direction of Queen Beatrix before it crashed; the royal family watched in awe.

Radio Netherlands reported earlier Thursday that joyous festivities were set for Apeldoorn to celebrate Queen’s Day. The remainder of the celebration has been canceled, according to NOS.nl.

Local tweets in Dutch were all over this event, utilizing Twitter to share information in the breaking news situation.

here’s the youtube video:

on the slow-mo you can see the car was already damaged from plowing through the crowd.